Monday, December 3, 2007

10 Things people ignore to be polite:

Completely obvious circumstances that we "pretend" aren't happening in the moment....

1.) When someone mispronounces your name.
2.) Boob grazes ( by accident)
3.) When a child "crotch hugs" a man.
4.) Stomach gurgles
5.) Knocking teeth during a first kiss.
6.) Strange air-passage during sex ( tootooafoo bubbles)
7.) The "whale-tail" on the pretty intern bending over at work.
8.) Flying boogers, or food during conversation.
9.) Botched catch-phrases: "don't throw both oars in the fire"
10.) Blatant ignorance.

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