RADAR Magazines: "100 ways we're trying to go green".

This is one of the funniest lists I have read in a long time. Written by: Todd Levin,Jason Roeder, Mike Sacks, and Ted Travelstead for RADAR Magazine. A few of my favorites:


7. Using Bat signal only when absolutely necessary.
9. When taking cabs, insisting that drivers turn off their headlights.
13. Switching from plastic water bottles to a wooden cup tethered around neck with twine.
17. Settling for slightly less awesome laser shows.
35. Setting T-shirt cannon to "low".
42. Replacing standard light bulbs with keosene soaked torches.
52. Giving Captain Planet another shot.
64. Building McMansion that will biodegrade in two months.
87. Same thing we are doing about the war on terrorism: writing a very impassioned blog post.
93. Recylcing 15 years' worth of "How to Recycle pamphlets".
95. No longer melting polar ice caps with our sizzling hot freakdancing.

http://www.radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2008/01/ways_were_trying_to_go_green_01.php

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