Singledom delusion of "the other side"

3 things my single sister thought we DIDN'T have in common. But we do:

1.) I haven't tongue-kissed someone in six months. - What can I say....life is busy.
2) The pressure to NOT CARE that you have no plans for NYE.
3.) The absolute relief that after today, there isn't another holiday until February!

3 things we DON'T have in common:
1.) Grocery lists.
2.) Freedom.
3.) The hope that anything can happen tomorrow. - No, I know what my next ten weekends, hell, months, look like....

Happy New-yearrrrrr.....happy New-yeeearrrrr....