Six-word-memoirs...

This looks good. SMITH Magazine turns a contest into a book!

Mine could be:

Writing career blooms, ends for blog.-L. Notes

What goes up, must come down -L.Notes

Old soul makes same mistakes anyway - L. Notes

Three hundred pages, three novels started. -L.Notes

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Never really finished anything, except cake. —C. Perkins

Not quite what I was planning… —S. Grimes

Jew-born. Yeshiva-educated. Date goyim. -A. Ellin

Savior complex makes for many disappointments. —A. Schubach

Found true love, married someone else. -B. Stromberg

Mistakenly kills kitten. Fears anything delicate. —S. Henderson

Bad brakes discovered at high speed. —J. Baumeister

After Harvard, had baby with crackhead. —R. Templeton

Caring for parents. Life is circular. —T. McGrath

Nerdy girl smutmonger. Now, baby fever. —R.K. Bussel

Being a monk stunk. Better gay. —B. Redman