So, last night (Monday Jan. 7th) Diablo Cody won the "Critics choice award" for Best Writer. A little yummy taste of why she did is below. Hip-Hip Hooray for the 29-yr old Chicago native!
You asked for more....you get it:
Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: This is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?
Juno MacGuff: I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly caviler.
Leah: Is this for real?
Juno MacGuff: Yes.
Leah: Phuket Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Mac MacGuff: Did you see that coming?
Bren: Yeah... but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs.
Mark Loring: Like the city in Alaska?
Juno MacGuff: No.
Mark Loring: No? Hon, shall we sit down and get to know one another?
Vanessa Loring: Oh, I thought I would get some drinks. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water or Orange Juice or...
Juno MacGuff: I'll have a Maker's Mark, please. Up.
Mac MacGuff: She's kidding. Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor. Just one of her many genetic gifts.
Juno MacGuff: I think I'm, like, in love with you.
Juno MacGuff: I think I'm, like, in love with you.
Paulie Bleeker: You mean as friends?
Juno MacGuff: No, I mean, like, for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...
Paulie Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.
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4 comments:
I finally saw this movie yesterday and absolutely loved it! You forgot one other quote that made me LOL. Juno truly has a way with words.
Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day. And I'm like, "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment."
Please, please, please write a screnplay! I believe that you too could write something as witty and cool as Juno!! Not sure if you saw Diablo Coty on Oprah today but reading your work I think that you too could write a movie that we would all luv and appreciate as much as what she penned to paper!
It's phuket thailand
i m from china...
i like juno very much
and i like her father
i want to be the ong like him
he's great!and he 's so clever!
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