Saturday, March 22, 2008

RADAR Magazine: "147 Signs you're in the wrong relationship".

It's that time, and they have done it again. Mike Sacks,Scott Jacobson, Todd Levin, Jason Roeder, and Ted Travelstead did a doozy this month for Radar Magazine with "147 Signs you're in the wrong relationship".

A few of my favorites:

4. You finish each other's silences.

6. She started couples counseling with another man.

7. That big line of duct tape down the center of your bed.

12. Even your mutual orgasms now tend to be sarcastic.

26. For your one-year anniversary, he bought you a copy of He’s Just Not Into You

33. More and more, you’re feeling abandoned. Usually as you run after your wife’s car.

36. She won’t tell you why all her friends call her “The Guzzler”

55. Your response to “Does this shirt make me look fat?” is “No, you make it look fat”

61. Your partner makes vague, ominous remarks such as, “I’m leaving for my sister’s house on Tuesday morning at 9:30 and never coming back.”

62 Out of nowhere, the cashier at the grocery says, “Don’t worry, five inches is almost average.”

116. You start indulging in behaviors you know will irritate your partner—belching, smoking,
human trafficking

126. You’re a member of ’70s-era Fleetwood Mac

146. The “sandwich” she’s named after you: a Vienna sausage loosely placed in an over sized Pita pocket

CLICK HERE to see the full list.

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