Tuesday, May 13, 2008

10 sounds you don't want your "Big O" likened to:

1. A squealing calf.
2. Your mother cheering.
3. Aresenio Hall's "Whoooooop Whoooooop Whooooop".
4. A visceral "Brave heart"/ Childbirth CHO-CHO-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO combo.
5. Silence.
6. A Golem whisper saying: "yes, precious, yes."
7. The THX sound byte from the movie theatre.
8. A Thai "Frog-caller".
9. A balloon letting out air.
10. Anything in a coo-ing baby voice.

Get out there and create something original! Love is abound and some of our truest (albeit awkwardly revealing) moments travel in sexual sounds. Really, go ahead? I won't judge. You're in the "safe place".


dadshouse said...

This is too funny. I have never tried to describe the sexual sounds a woman makes during the Big O. I'm worried if I tried, I'd come up with equally disturbing associations! Some things are better left un-thought about.

Is "Screaming Banshee" a good sound, or one you don't want?

Anonymous said...

"Swunch swunch swunch! Droyyyyyyyyyd! Fweentel! Buzzumptuous! GRAHHHH AHH AHH AHH! Gwollegg!! Buffromptel!"