It's a sunny Saturday morning. I woke up refreshed and ready to take on the weekend. My Google homepage recently started to provide me with a nifty horoscope reading. (I'm not into that, but I will read it...why not?) Humph. This is why:
Virgo horoscope for May 10th, 2008:
"You need to get ready for some serious weirdness that is coming your way today -- and you won't see it coming until it's on top of you, most likely. Your flexibility is the key to success."
"You need to get ready for some serious weirdness that is coming your way today -- and you won't see it coming until it's on top of you, most likely. Your flexibility is the key to success."
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? I am a big believer in intentions, I honestly think if you set your mind to a certain channel, or frequency, you can exude a flavor of energy. Sure, the above horoscope is just words, probably some rotational cycle spit-out of a database, but I'm not sure how to take that.
Serious weirdness that I won't see coming until it's on top of me? Is it a man? Is it "good" weird? What kind of flexibility? I am a living gumby, outside of cirque de soleil hanging Russians, I'm as bendy as it gets.
Maybe I get stuck in a circus celebration with men on stilts and unicorns waving in a parade full of ex-boyfriends and childhood bullies that I haven't seen in 20 years. Or stranger, I golf a round with Bill Murray. He's got bad wrists now, I can take him.
In any event, I plan to stay open, flexible, and ready to run from the scene at any given moment.
Look lively Virgos.
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