Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Crass-word endings and other rainy day games.

I don't believe in a devil but I am starting to buy into the "Idle hands makes for the devils work" or whatever that phrase might be. When it rains, and my mind is left to itself...things get a little murky. Today's game was...

How many sentences can I end with "On your face" or "From behind" ?

1. "God, that jimmy johns sandwich was good, but I felt like having tacos.....ON YOUR FACE."

2. "Thank god I had my camera phone....there was a really bad accident...ON YOUR FACE."

3. "Now, if everyone could just slip their time sheets in the box...FROM BEHIND."

4. "Most of my other interviews went really well, I am really looking for some flex time....on your face."

5. "In an sinking economy, it is important to stay diversified and keep your eye on the changing commodity values in relation to the adverse effects of the bullseye.... FROM BEHIND"

6."The shootout and run and gun was hard core...some nice solid checking and body throwing...ON YOUR FACE."

7."With Obama closing in on super delegates, Hilary's camp is considering conceding...FROM BEHIND."

8. "Tatum O'neal wasn't doing crack, she was rehearsing for a Latin-dancing role...ON YOUR FACE."

9."Going green proves to be more cumbersome and awkward than originally expected...FROM BEHIND"

10. "You know what would make a good reality show? Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels, together.. looking for love ...ON YOUR FACE."

Try it...anything goes. At the very least, you will know what it is like to be a man (for a second).

1 comment:

dadshouse said...

Major coincidence - I made a Flavor Flav joke on Ms Single Mama's blog the other day (in the post about her son losing some teeth). Since you mentioned Flav, I have to drop this here, as well: http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/flavorflav.jpg

Flavor Dave